Merry Xmas!

Inuman na!!!!

Natawa ako ng makita ko ang larawan na nasa ibaba sa website ng mgaepal.com. Eto ay tungkol sa laban ni Mayweather at Pacman.

http://www.mgaepal.com/2010/11/sinabi-ng-lead-actor-ng-harry-potter-na.html

bg

Save ko lang dito ung bg ng blog ko.

Santa

comic time

Emodems BDAY!

Malapit na ang kaarawan ng pambansang emo ng Trend! hapi-birthday rodems!

New Toy Story Character

Naglalakad ako sa mundo ng blogosperyo at na padpad ako sa blog ni kokey monster.

May new character na ang Toy Story.

link

Everlasting Love

Lolo Carding and Lola Caring met each other in their old age, fell in love, and decided to get married.

Their age? Lolo Carding was 81 and Lola Caring was 79.

One day, while walking in a mall, they passed by a big drugstore.

Lolo Carding told his fiancé, “Let’s go in.”

They met the woman behind the counter. Lolo Carding asked, “Do you sell heart medication?”

The woman said, “Yes, Lolo.”

“Medicine for arthritis?” Lolo Carding asked.

The woman nodded her head, “Plenty, Lolo.”

“How about medicine for memory problems, back pains, osteoporosis, constipation, high cholesterol, hypertension, and diabetes?”

The woman smiled, “Yes, we have all those medicines, Lolo.”

“Do you also sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

“We have many brands, Lolo.”

Lolo Carding and Lola Caring smiled at each other, turned to the woman behind the counter and said, “We will be getting married in one month. Can we use this drugstore as our bridal registry.”

Spider LSS Today: KASALANAN KO BA?by NEOCOLOURS

Ibang-iba ang nadarama
Ng puso ko sa iyo
'Di ko na kaya ang
Umiwas pa sa piling mo

Alam ko mayroon ng nagmamahal sa iyo
Bakit ngayon ka pa
Natagpuan sa buhay kong ito

Kasalanan ko ba
Kung iniibig kita?
'Di ko naman sinasadya ang mahalin kita (ang mahalin kita)
Kasalanan ko ba kung ang nadarama
Ay pag-ibig na tapat?
Mapipigil ko ba kung mahal kitang talaga

Nagtitiis at nangangamba
Sa tuwing kasama mo siya
Hanggang kailan ko ba madadala
Ang pagdaramdam

Kasalanan ko ba
Kung iniibig kita?
'Di ko naman sinasadya ang mahalin kita (ang mahalin kita)
Kasalanan ko ba kung ang nadarama
Ay pag-ibig na tapat?
Mapipigil ko ba kung mahal kitang talaga

Umaasa pa
Magising akong kapiling ka
At 'di na mawawalay pa

Kasalanan ko ba
Kung iniibig kita?
'Di ko naman sinasadya ang mahalin kita (ang mahalin kita)
Kasalanan ko ba kung ang nadarama
Ay pag-ibig na tapat?
Mapipigil ko ba kung mahal kitang talaga...

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Life's reflections

From yahoo - "Celebrating your child’s first year". For those who haven't read the article, here it is. The post was digested. I would want to share and concentrate with these paragraphs:

-It would be interesting. While it’s a given that the child would have all the attention on his special day, perhaps part of it could be spent giving props to the little one’s dearest. Here’s a hypothetical gift list to two people who have helped make my son’s first year in this world momentous and ultra special.

To my mother, a series of luxurious spa sessions — body scrubs, full body massage, the works! This is for all the aches and pains caused by carrying and chasing the little one. During the first few weeks after I gave birth, she would scoop the baby from my arms as soon as he nursed in the mornings. I would get my much-needed sleep while he interacted with his grandparents. When nursing time would come again, my Mom would wake me up from my deep slumber. I’d nurse the baby again, and then hand him over to my Mom for burping. Late-night feedings with the baby can really take a toll on a new mother’s mind and body, so I’m really thankful that my mother was there for me, among other things. Of course she’s not that young anymore, so more aches and pains strike her body. I hope all those luxurious spa sessions can ease the discomfort!


To my father, a shopping spree at his garden store/landscaping supplier/plants seller of choice. He is the gardener of the family, the only one who has a green thumb. He enjoys communing with nature, and started my son early on appreciating all the buds and greens in the garden. It’s my father who takes my son out on sun baths most often. Grandfather and grandchild get their daily dose of Vitamin D while slightly shaded by the trees and tall plants around the home. My father planted a mango tree in our backyard when my son was still an infant. It’s interesting to see how it grows along with my son. Taking care of plants is a frustration of mine, and I know I’m not equipped to teach my son how to care for them. I’m thankful my father is there to illuminate and educate my son, who I can see has a growing appreciation for the garden. It warms my heart knowing someday he and his grandfather will be building a garden together.

7

Love Teams.

Wapak!
Heto ang mga larawan ng mga love teams. Pero ay isang namumukod-tanging love team na kakabog at magpapabagsak sa mga artista.

Joshua-Barbie

Luis and Angel

Lloydie and Bea

Derek and Angelica

Dingdong and Marian

Kris and Aljur

Gerald and Kim

At ang ULTIMATE LUVTEAM:

pulot lang ulit

Wakin Burdado!

Nakita ko lang ito sa isang blog.
Grabe, batang may tatoo!

New 500 bill

Divorce cake

Nakita ko sa facebook ng kaklase ko na iniwan ng nakabuntis sa kanya.

Siggy!

Anti-smoking campaign

Magyoyosi nalang ba ng kahit na anong posisyon?

Joke

Nakita ko lang ang joke na ito sa blog na nadaanan ko sa pag blogwalk.

sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na tayong lumabas!

sperm 2: onga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2!

sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! TAE! TAE! TAE!

sumunod na oras....

sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas!

sperm 2: onga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2!

sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! TONSIL! TONSIL!

at sa sumunod pa...

sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas!

sperm 2: onga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2!

sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! sugoooooooood! *splat!* condom!

Google Pacman on Header

Trying out Google's Pacman code on this blog's header. It's a bit jumpy but usable. Google has turned off the sounds btw :(

If you notice Pacman's wife in there, use "WASD" to control her. Pacman's controls remain on the cursor keys...

update: 13 July 2010

Removed pacman after it wrecked the blog's commenting system.

Ang Lasing.....

Burdens

Napulot ko lang to sa isang blog pero may lesson.

Facebuko!

Loveteam

Walang Siga at astig sa Ipis

Movie

7 Things to Stop Doing on Facebook

Using a Weak Password
Avoid simple names or words you can find in a dictionary, even with numbers tacked on the end. Instead, mix upper- and lower-case letters, numbers, and symbols. A password should have at least eight characters. One good technique is to insert numbers or symbols in the middle of a word, such as this variant on the word "houses": hO27usEs!

Leaving Your Full Birth Date in Your Profile
It's an ideal target for identity thieves, who could use it to obtain more information about you and potentially gain access to your bank or credit card account. If you've already entered a birth date, go to your profile page and click on the Info tab, then on Edit Information. Under the Basic Information section, choose to show only the month and day or no birthday at all.

Overlooking Useful Privacy Controls
For almost everything in your Facebook profile, you can limit access to only your friends, friends of friends, or yourself. Restrict access to photos, birth date, religious views, and family information, among other things. You can give only certain people or groups access to items such as photos, or block particular people from seeing them. Consider leaving out contact info, such as phone number and address, since you probably don't want anyone to have access to that information anyway.

Posting Your Child's Name in a Caption
Don't use a child's name in photo tags or captions. If someone else does, delete it by clicking on Remove Tag. If your child isn't on Facebook and someone includes his or her name in a caption, ask that person to remove the name.

Mentioning That You'll Be Away From Home
That's like putting a "no one's home" sign on your door. Wait until you get home to tell everyone how awesome your vacation was and be vague about the date of any trip.

Letting Search Engines Find You
To help prevent strangers from accessing your page, go to the Search section of Facebook's privacy controls and select Only Friends for Facebook search results. Be sure the box for public search results isn't checked.

Permitting Youngsters to Use Facebook Unsupervised
Facebook limits its members to ages 13 and over, but children younger than that do use it. If you have a young child or teenager on Facebook, the best way to provide oversight is to become one of their online friends. Use your e-mail address as the contact for their account so that you receive their notifications and monitor their activities. "What they think is nothing can actually be pretty serious," says Charles Pavelites, a supervisory special agent at the Internet Crime Complaint Center. For example, a child who posts the comment "Mom will be home soon, I need to do the dishes" every day at the same time is revealing too much about the parents' regular comings and goings.

NOTE: Taken from http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/109538/7-things-to-stop-doing-now-on-facebook

National Leaders

Lady Gagita!

Wag panoorin kung mahina ang puso.

7 Ways To Stay Happy (All Year Long)

1. Sex. Put out or get out. Marriage is, among other things, a convenient means of getting laid on a regular basis. Or it should be. Granted, the pelvic coals may dim a bit with time, but if they’re completely dark then Fix The Problem. Do it even if you don’t want to; and if you don’t want to, figure out why. A shrink, Viagra, porn, whips, chains, shopping, whatever it takes. If you’re too busy, put an entry in the calendar. Just tired? Get more sleep.

2. Kissing. Do it early, often and randomly. When you or the Missus leaves for work in the morning, give each other a kiss. Just had a fight over who forgot to make the coffee? Kiss anyway. There’s no better martial lubricant than a good smooch. As for the random part, I kiss my wife whenever she sneezes.

3. Flowers. Men, listen to me. Never, never buy flowers for birthdays, anniversaries or, most importantly, Valentine’s Day. If she expects floral delights and you fail to satisfy, you’re screwed. If you remember these occasions with flowers, she’s happy, but you’re just doing your job. Instead, give on a whim. Since it’s a surprise, there’s no possibility for disappointment. For The Big Day, save yourself the 60 bucks you’ll sink on a dozen American Beauties and FedEx her a couple of pieces of Stroehmann’s finest with a note telling her she’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. She’ll love your originality and fiscal restraint. Women, just buy flowers. Guys do like them. Your man may feign embarrassment, but he’ll be warm and happy on the inside.

4. Shave. Women: shave the legs, the pits and anything else you dare. Keep in mind, if he wanted to hear the gentle rustle of armpit hair he’d have married a Wesleyan woman studies major. And he doesn’t care what French women do. You’re not French and we’re not in France. And guys: that weekend growth you’re sporting is only tolerated because you’re heading off to the Home Depot in the performance of your manly duties (fixing something). You don’t look suave and Latin, you look like a slob. And it chafes her inner thighs.

5. Sleeping. If you’re sleeping under the same roof, always sleep together. No excuses. Women, don’t banish your man to the couch or stomp off to pout in the spare bedroom. If you’ve had a fight, and they do happen, either make up or suck it up. Lie precariously at the edge of the mattress and fume if you must, but lie in the same bed.

6. Size. Don’t kid yourself: Lust Matters. Women, he may tell you that extra girth means “more of you to love,” but he’s lying. Guys, my wife says: “Outgrow that wedding ring and I'll outgrow you." You may have convinced yourselves that those 20 extra pounds make you “cuddly,” but no matter how many sweaters or layers you pile on, you’re still fat. When I’ve asked my wife if she’ll still love me if I get chubby, she replies: “Of course, but I’ll miss you.”

7. Children. Don't have kids to have a happy marriage. Have a happy marriage, then have kids. Women, if the relationship is circling the bowl, children won’t help. They won’t bring you closer and give you a common bond. If you already have problems a baby will dial them up to eleven. Children are the most frustrating, annoying creatures in existence, but they’re also the most wonderful little beings in the world. A good, strong marriage is made more so by a family. Then there really is “more to love.”

Professional Callboy

Hindi ito ang laging kasama ng mga matrona at bakla. Ito ay isang libro ni Hazel Manzano mula sa comic strip na nababasa tuwing linggo sa Manila Bulletin. Isa si Clover sa mga karakter sa komiks na ito pero hindi siya callboy, medyo mahilig lang siya dito.



Galing dito:
Spider Ham World

Starcraft II: Malapit na!

Ilalabas na ng Blizzard ang Starcraft II sa July 27, 2010.

Terran, Zerg o Protoss? Labo-labo na!

Starcraft 2: Unexpected Encounter @ Yahoo! Video

Ipinakita sa video ang lihim na tagpuan nina Jim Raynor at Zeratul. May date yata sila.

Para sa iba pang detalye, click mo link sa baba:
Spider Ham's World: Starcraft II: Coming Soon on July 27
Yahoo! Plugged In: Long-awaited Starcraft II in stores July 27

Kontra Gamo-Gamo

napepeste ka na ba sa mga alipores na lumilipad sa bumbilya nio sa bahay tuwing gabi? Worry-Free! Check the pic na nakita ko sa mgaepal.com

jejemon!

Tansinsin

GOODLUCK ^_^ sa iyong pupuntahan.. :D

Kanta para sa mga may kahati sa cubicle

Sing in the Tune of Manny Villar's Commercial Jingle

Nakagamit ka na ba ng mouse na may libag?
At ang keyboard ay medyo malagkit?
Yan ang tanong namin
Tunay ka bang dugyot na tech support?

Nalaman mo na ba na may sabon sa pantry?
Tutulungan ka nitong maging malinis ang kamay mo
At ang ating plano ay maging malinis ang cubicle mo
Maghugas ng kamay ba ay sobrang hirap
Maghugas ng kamay para malayo sa sakit
Ito ay isang kakayahan na gumawa ng sariling kalinisan

Apple to Gizmodo: Yep, that's our phone, and we want it back

Well, I guess this settles it as far as the authenticity of Gizmodo's iPhone 4G scoop Monday. The definitive piece of evidence: a letter from Apple's top lawyer, formally requesting the safe return of the wayward next-generation iPhone — the one left on a Redwood City barstool last month by a young (and surely red-faced) Apple software engineer.

Gizmodo posted the letter late Monday, and the missive — while firm in tone, and signed by Apple General Counsel and Senior VP Bruce Sewell — stops short of making any legal threats, at least for the time being:

It has come to our attention that GIZMODO is currently in possession of a device that belongs to Apple. This letter constitutes a formal request that you return the device to Apple. Please let me know where to pick up the unit.

Gizmodo Editorial Director Brian Lam replied cheekily that the lost, radically redesigned iPhone was "burning a hole in our pockets" and that he was "happy to see it returned to its rightful owner" now that "we definitely know it's not some knockoff."

The news came just hours after the bloggers Gizmodo described how a 27-year-old software engineer at Apple (who is named and pictured in the post, by the way) managed to leave the precious iPhone 4G prototype — disguised to look like an iPhone 3GS — on a barstool at the Gourmet Haus Straut, a "nice German beer garden" in Redwood City, about 20 miles northwest of Apple HQ in Cupertino. (Engadget had blogged over the weekend that the phone was lost in a San Jose watering hole, leading to some initial confusion.)

Having downed a few brews, the hapless Apple engineer eventually rolled out of the bar, according to Gizmodo, absentmindedly leaving behind the next-generation iPhone (which he'd been field testing, the post said). Hey, it happens. (If I had a nickel for every time I left a credit card at a bar ... ) Another man in the bar ended up taking the phone home, peeled off the protective jacket the next day, and realized he had a windfall on his hands.

And as we all now know, "weeks later, Gizmodo got it," says Gawker Media Inc.'s Gizmodo — leaving out a key detail that Nick Denton, founder of Gawker Media, filled in later for the Associated Press: The company paid $5,000 for it.

What followed, I'm sure, was a scene similar to the wonderful sequence in the BBC version of "State of Play": The editors huddled with their lawyers, the crucial evidence (a suitcase of documents in "State of Play," an iPhone in the case of Gizmodo) on a table before them, trying to suss out whether they should write a story or call the police.

So, is Gizmodo in trouble? Hard to say, but the L.A. Times tech blog checked in with UC Irvine law professor Henry Weinstein, who says Gizmodo is probably in the clear: "Journalists generally do not get prosecuted for being in receipt of stolen documents, as opposed to the person who received the documents and turned them over." (It's worth noting that Gizmodo claims the iPhone in question wasn't stolen — merely "lost.")

Now, Apple may find some other way to punish the Gizmodo guys (who are fast becoming the Merry Pranksters of tech bloggerdom) — perhaps a different legal route, or it may freeze out Gizmodo in terms of access to Apple reps and review samples. Then again, Apple reportedly had already snubbed Gizmodo by refusing to give it an advance review iPad, so ... sounds like Gizmodo's iPhone scoop may have been sweet revenge for the spurned blog.

And c'mon: Here's Apple, perhaps the most infamously paranoid company of all time, complete with triple-secret security zones, blackout curtains hung over conference room windows, flashing red warning lights, prototype devices chained to tables, and all that — only to suffer the (arguably) worst security breach in its history because some poor guy left the next iPhone on a barstool. The irony is just too rich.

Of course, this is all inside baseball (albeit a fascinating game of inside baseball); in the end, we're left with what appears to be an enticing new iPhone, with a revamped design (flat and shiny on the front and back, trim aluminum sides, thinner but a bit heavier), dual cameras (with a front-facing lens for video chat), a bigger battery, and what appears to be a higher-resolution display. The design may change between now and the final shipping date — after all, the phone Gizmodo snagged may only have been a prototype — but still, there's little question that the iPhone as we know it is poised for some big changes.

• Gizmodo: A Letter: Apple Wants Its Secret iPhone Back
• Gizmodo: This Is Apple's Next iPhone — Ben Patterson is a technology writer for Yahoo! News.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ytech_gadg/ytech_gadg_tc1694

Side script:

Apple's iPhone engineer who lost it in a bar:

http://www.machoe.com/4192/grey-powell-the-drunked-apple-engineer-who-lost.html

Software Botched McAfee update shutting down corporate XP machines worldwide

We're hearing from all over that a bad McAfee for Windows XP update is causing computers worldwide to shut down. Apparently DAT update 5958 deletes the svchost.exe file, which then triggers a false-positive in McAfee itself and sets off a chain of uncontrolled restarts and loss of networking functionality. Yeah, wild -- Twitter is basically going nuts, and McAfee's support site appears to be down. There are some fixes floating around out there, but it may be too late -- the final tally of borked PCs today may reach into the millions. We've already heard anecdotally that an Intel facility has been affected, as well as Dish Network call centers, and we're sure there are going to be more reports as the day wears on.

Update: McAfee just sent us a statement -- they've pulled the update from their corporate download servers, and consumers shouldn't be affected.

McAfee is aware that a number of customers have incurred a false positive error due to incorrect malware alerts on Wednesday, April 21. The problem occurs with the 5958 virus definition file (DAT) that was released on April 21 at 2.00 PM GMT+1 (6am Pacific Time).

Our initial investigation indicates that the error can result in moderate to significant performance issues on systems running Windows XP Service Pack 3.

The faulty update has been removed from McAfee download servers for corporate users, preventing any further impact on those customers. We are not aware of significant impact on consumer customers and believe we have effectively limited such occurrence.

McAfee teams are working with the highest priority to support impacted customers and plan to provide an update virus definition file shortly. McAfee apologizes for any inconvenience to our customers

Ouch -- that might be the understatement of the year. We've definitely hearing this affects SP2 as well, we'll keep looking for more.

Update 2: The anecdotal numbers keep rolling in, and they're not small -- 30,000 machines are knocked out here, 60,000 there. Given that the only fixes right now involve techs spending time with each affected machine individually, things could get seriously messy. We'll keep you updated if you keep us updated, okay?

Update 3: Here's an official McAfee fix, although like we said, it requires tech to hit each machine in person. We'll see what the story is for bigger institutions with tens of thousands of seats.

Update 4: We're told the official fix only helps those who haven't been hit with the bug yet, so there's obviously still issues to be sorted out. [Thanks, Tyler.]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/21/mcafee-update--shutting-down-xp-machines/

Holdap!

Tech Commandments!

Transform!

Wow Chicks!

Emo, Nagwala!!

Para sa emo! :D pis!

Joke Tym2

Stupid Answers To Game Show Questions
Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?”
Contestant: “Utong!”

Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?”
Contestant: “Huling Hapunan!”

Host: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…”
Contestant: “Ninja?”

Arnel Ignacio: Kung ang ubo ay sa bibig, ano naman ang sa ilong?
Contestant: Vicks

Arnel Ignacio: Saan sinusuot ang basketball jersey?
Contestant: Sa paa

Arnel Ignacio: ANO ang nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at Protestanteng Ina?
Contestant: American

Arnel Ignacio: Ilang duwende ang kaibigan ni Sleeping Beauty?
Contestant: Seven dwarves

Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang ginagamit ng mga Eskimo sa halikan?
Contestant: Dila

Arnel Ignacio: Anong tawag sa isdang hindi bilasa?
Contestant: Tuyo

Arnel Ignacio: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na boob tube. Ano ito?
Contestant: Bra

Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang ingay ng tandang?
Contestant: Kokak

Arnel Ignacio: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki?
Contestant: Kiss mark

Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang malambot na bahagi sa ulo ng sanggol?
Contestant:Batok

Arnel Ignacio: Sa anong bansa nakatira ang mga Hindu?
Contestant: Hindunesia

Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang isinusuot ng taong walang buhok?
Contestant: Kalbo

Arnel Ignacio: Si Superman ang lalaki. Sino ang babae?
Contestant: Darna

Arnel Ignacio: Ano'ng English ng amplaya?
Contestant: Asparagus

Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?
Contestant: Sunog

Arnel Ignacio: Para saan ang anti-dandruff shampoo?
Contestant: Kuto

Arnel Ignacio: Kung manicure sa kamay, ano ang sa paa?
Contestant: Kuko
Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang nasa gitna ng donut?
Contestant: Palaman
Arnel Ignacio: What is the capital of the Philippines?
Contestant: P
Arnel Ignacio: Merong 4 na seasons - spring,fall,winter,summer. Kelan nahuhulog ang mga dahon?
Contestant: Sa storm

Arnel Ignacio: Ano sa ingles ang hinlalaki?
Contestant: Thumbmark

TOP 10 BIGGEST BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
-People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
-It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
-It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
-Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
-The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
-Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
-Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
-Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
-Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
-Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

Giant Isopod

Sea Creature na sumabit sa submarine….

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93524?fp=1